Just two pot prophets with some weird quirks. When Catwoman soiled her litter, Alfred cleaned it up. Penguin spewed, Riddler's food, in Two-Face's cup. The Batmobile broke its wheel, and the Joker got away. Jingle bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg. Lara Croft's new Yule Raider, just might over-sex us.Īnd Wolverine is here to wish us all a merry X-Mas! So curl up by the fire, with your copy of Wizard. It's a fanboy Christmas, and outside it's a blizzard. (Spoken:) Until all the little kids who want to buy the toys just so they can play with 'em all get together and hunt me down and catch me and kill me and then I'll burn in Hell! I charge twelve times what they're worth.

'It's A Wonderful Life'… Don't talk to me about 'It's A Wonderful Life'. (Door:) Please enjoy your trip through this door! Enjoy tonight's film, 'It's A Wonderful Life!'. (To the tune of 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus') You're hungry, have some fish heads, eat them up yum, I know you have been searching for Babylon (1, 2, 3, 4, 5). (To the tune of 'The Little Drummer Boy') The dementites and dementiods are all listening to this song! The anime cartoon stars, are all getting along. So throw Aliens on the fire, with that new clone of Ripley. It's a fanboy Christmas, the temperature is nippley. (Everybody:) Please help me Obi-Wan-nukkah.Īnd have a happy, happy, happy Star Wars Hanukkah! Tribble, Tribble, Tribble, you ate up all our grain. Tribble, Tribble, Tribble, you're really just a pain. Tribble, Tribble, Tribble, we love to hear you purr. Tribble, Tribble, Tribble, you're made of fluffy fur. Iolias died, and Gabby cried, cause Joxer is a clod. Herc is a demi-god, Xen' has a killer bod. Hercules and Xena, Hercules and Xena, Hercules and Xena, Iolias, Gabriel The brand new Kosher Transformer, Optimus L'chaim! Our Jewish friends have opened, the gifts that we did buy 'em, We're wishing happy Qwanzaa, to Sisko and Uhura. It's a fanboy Christmas, from Roswell to Missourah. (To the tune of 'We Need A Little Christmas') (To the tune of 'Angels We Have Heard On High') (To the tune of 'Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer') 'What would you like?', Quark said.īashir responded 'Egg Nog', and Nog got egged in the head.

We're sending all the fruit cakes, to alternate dimensions.īashir walked into the bar. It's a fanboy Christmas, at Ren fests and conventions. Roho Polo Esta No-no… (That's what she gets for wearing a red wedding dress on a Star Trek show.) (To the tune of 'Do You Hear What I Hear?')Ĭardi Muerto Trill Seis… (Gul Dukat killed you in the sixth season…) Now he's drinking down his Christmas blood-wine. (To the tune of 'Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer') (To the tune of 'All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth')Īll I want for Christmas is my emotion chip, They form a nerdy chorus, and they all begin to sing. The comic shops and toy stores, are crowded everywhere.Įach dork and dweeb and doofus, does their holiday thing. It's a fanboy Christmas, there's geek-dom in the air.

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